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Digg It!Why play a drinking game or some other such nonsense when you can outsource your drinking decisions to the cloud? Presenting: the Total Shite Web 2.0 Political Debate Drinking Game/Social Utility. Using a sophisticated algorithm, this tool notifies you when it is appropriate to take a drink during, before, and after each presidential debate.
You *could* drink every time you hear the word "Change"...which entails listening carefully and also comes with the possibility (admittedly remote) that you will not get to drink at all. Thanks to cutting-edge sound pattern and linguistic analysis, as well as to the extensive computing power available today, the TOTAL SHITE NEWS TEAMTM is able to provide you -- free of charge -- with the surefire drinking game alternative below. Enjoy.
