Where the white wimmen at?

The gays were all up in arms about eHarmony.com's heteros-only policy, and recently succeeded in forcing it to open up a separate same-sex service. So what to make of an interracial-couplings only site?

Concerned, flag-loving white Americans should note the comforting fact that the organizers have to charge white women a small fraction of the rate they charge men, suggesting that, even under President Obama, our women have not yet been sufficiently brainwashed to jump into just any ebony arms -- at least, not without a significant discount.