If "Babe: Pig in the City" took place in Philadelphia

Mixed media, Reading Terminal Market, Philadelphia, PA

I'm sure he would be happy to know that his death contributed to the making of a cheap and kind of confusing (but bipartisan!) political point.

Science, of course, tells us that both candidates are not pigs but monkeys:

I study monkey behavior -- low ranking monkeys don't look at high ranking monkeys. In a physical, instinctive sense, Obama owned McCain tonight ...

The lesson being that if you want to make a monkey Obama doll, you should also make a corresponding McCain one. And if you want to be really realistic about it, make the McCain monkey doll the bottom in a game of gay monkey sex.