The most important blog on the internet

Is, without a question, the Staten Island Ferry Blog. I do not take the Staten Island Ferry, nor would I want to, because I do not want to go to Staten Island or be on a ferry with a bunch of overly-made-up wankers. This makes it all the more important for myself, and anyone in my position, to check daily to find out whether the ferry was late today, or whether a ferry-blogger was late to get the ferry. Otherwise one wouldn't know shit about the Staten Island Ferry, and what kind of state of affairs is that?

Even if you're a moron who doesn't care about the ferry, some good points are raised in the reader responses here to a post about the stupid fucking "waterfalls" now surrounding the Brooklyn Bridge. No one comes out and says that this "public art installation" was the stupidest fucking idea ever and a phenomenal waste of resources that would be better spent buying booze for the homeless, but that's the general gist of comments made by the less moronic respondents.