ATTENTION!

DID YOU KNOW?The Smiling White Persons (SWP) industry ranks as New-England's second highest-grossing, bringing in $417 billion of revenue annually. This is second only to the Chic Temptations sector.

This site is now the #2 Google search result for "cop raper". While the average Total Shite reader is a smiling white New England vacationer who comes from a household with $400K+ of disposable income, the growing Cop Raper demographic is particularly affluent and influential.

Although we look forward to hearing from potential advertisers, please note that our rates are very steep and that chances are we don't want to help you market your products anyway, you filthy corporate pig.